you’re a dick, I love you, but you’re still a dick

-things my friend angus says (via cramp)

(via sk3pticism)


this does not ever get old


Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via laurenamberwilliams)

She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile.

-Marilyn Monroe (via soulsscrawl)

(via heisthedarklord)


i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly

-(via itsnotafairytale-onthecontrary)

(via alpha-k-nine)

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.